鈥淥h dear, I can just see, when I take the dogs out tonight, I鈥檓 gonna have all of these people standing around that only I can see because, you know, they鈥檙e very directional like that.鈥�
The woman, who sounds Australian, is sitting outside a house with a headset on, half an hour into听听in which she calmly explains to desperate people exactly how their suffering is about to end. There鈥檚 just one catch for her: she鈥檚 spilling the beans and some folks are not happy about it鈥� folks that may not be of this Earth.
Practitioners of so-called alternative medicine often claim their pseudoscientific treatment can help with just about anything, but even they stop short of affirming limb regeneration. There is no such limit for med beds, however. They can do anything.
Depending on who you speak to, the technology is available right now, barring a few warnings from regulatory agencies鈥� or the real deal is actually just around the corner.
It鈥檚 the medical equivalent of the play听Waiting for Godot.听
Any day now. We will all be healed. We just need to pay a small registration fee.
Today鈥檚 army wants you鈥� to heal
Med beds are said to be medical beds loaded with futuristic technology that can heal disease and de-age anyone鈥攅ven your pets. Images of med beds shared online are clearly computer-generated or just plain AI art, depicting them as MRI scanners with neon lights or as stasis pods not unlike those of Ridley Scott鈥檚听Alien.听No one has an actual photo of them because, let鈥檚 be clear, they don鈥檛 exist.
On social media platforms like Facebook and Telegram, the mechanisms of action proposed are an incoherent mess of pseudoscientific buzzwords: med beds use ions, and terahertz light waves, and frequencies, and resonances, and AI, and quantum technology, and tachyons. It鈥檚 beginning to sound like an out-of-breath child who just watched their first episode of听Star Trek.
There are three types of med beds鈥攈olographic, regenerative, and regression or re-atomization, depending on the source鈥攁nd at least one write-up plays up what I like to call the appeal to dead geniuses. It鈥檚 when a bit of woo is given a philosophical endorsement from beyond the grave by science superstars like Hippocrates and Einstein. Here, it鈥檚 Nikola Tesla, who is rumoured to have disappeared for weeks, building the first med bed prototype in a secret laboratory in New York. After all, did he not write that 鈥渋f you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration鈥�? (That quote is听.)
The idea that illness is due to 鈥渂ad frequencies鈥� and that putting 鈥済ood frequencies鈥� back inside the body will heal you is a common trope in alternative medicine, one which simply听does not align with our understanding of human biology. But it is an easy pill to swallow for fans of New Age spirituality. Inexplicably, these same fans, who I cannot imagine being massive proponents of the military, have embraced the notion that these all-healing med beds are currently in the possession of听the听military. Not just the U.S. Armed Forces, but a sort of alliance between all military forces in the world鈥攆amously, they all get along and work together, like at the end of the movie听Independence Day, and war is a thing of the past. These benevolent military forces will be the ones rolling out the technology for public use.
We will all get an appointment to go to a military base, lie down on one of these beds, and get healed from everything. The best part is it will be free.
Well, except for one small thing.
Does cement have an expiration date?
Janice informs me that there are 18 med beds available in Quebec. 鈥淚t has the most active Quantum Med Beds [sic] centre鈥檚, these med bed centres are scattered across the country and located at military bases,鈥� she writes. The email is emblazoned with a navy seal featuring an eagle, looking like an official U.S. government insignia. I got Janice鈥檚 email address from the Facebook group听听I wanted to book an appointment. Her email tells me there鈥檚 a one-time registration fee: 300$.
A different Facebook group,听听provides a long list of email addresses to book your appointment depending on the country you鈥檙e in. My registration fee? 500$ Canadian! (I asked a friend of mine in England to email the UK address, but three days later, he had yet to receive a reply.)
If you were looking for the scam, this is it: promising desperate people a non-existent technology and charging them a registration fee to essentially 鈥渟ee the doctor.鈥� Who knows in whose pockets this money ends up?
Others, though, have created their own med beds and offered them as a paid service, though the reality fails to live up to the science fiction. Tesla Biohealing鈥攏o relation to the car manufacturer鈥攗ses the phrase 鈥渕ed bed鈥� to brand one of their interventions: lying down on a bed underneath which are canisters meant to power the whole thing. Except that when one user听, she found cement. The label said, 鈥淪helf life: 36 months.鈥� Is that when cement expires? The company got in trouble with the听, in part because its canister had been registered as an 鈥渋nfrared lamp鈥� and it was anything but. Another reminder that just because a wellness device is registered or authorized by the FDA does not imply it works; we have to see what it was registered听as鈥μ�and also, it seems, what鈥檚 really inside of it.
Closer to home, Canadian company Orgo-Life has jumped on the med bed bandwagon. Its own offering is听听as a woman dressed in a skin-tight outfit with balls stuck to it, not unlike a motion-capture suit, lying down on a massage table, with pyramids and electronics on the floor beneath it. Janice had told me there were 18 med beds in Quebec; on the Orgo-Life website, I found听! I think Janice was being humble.
But the real peanut butter to the med bed鈥檚 jelly, the unavoidable combination, is a woman named Kerrie-Ann Thorton. It would be easy to classify the entire med bed phenomenon as a giant scam; but listening to her, a much sadder state of affairs becomes evident.
It鈥檚 not Tesla; it鈥檚 aliens
That Australian-sounding woman live-streaming the upcoming rollout of med beds internationally? That was Thorton, also known as Skye Prince. Her name and likeness are plastered all over Facebook groups dedicated to med beds and asking for registration fees. She claims to have nothing to do with those groups, that she is being impersonated. The听real听med beds, she says, will be 100% free. Any money they ask you to pay is the sign of a con.
In multiple videos, she explains to her followers how they will gain access to a med bed. The Earth鈥檚 population has been divided into tiers. The first two include people like Donald Trump: 鈥渢he mega-rich with a crap load of foreign currency,鈥� she states, adding that those people currently have access to med beds. Maybe Trump鈥檚 recent vein situation is a result of him ignoring his standing appointment with such a miraculous device.
Thorton is not sure who鈥檚 in Tier 3 but knows that most people are in Tier 4B. Governments will give you a phone number to call when it鈥檚 your turn. You will answer a few questions over the phone, and a quantum computer will read your vibrational frequency鈥攁gain, over the phone!鈥攖o triage you. The most critically ill will get their appointment that day; the rest will wait according to who needs it most.
Thorton should know. She claims to have received the necessary training to operate a med bed. She鈥檚 also a psychic medium who says she talks to aliens. News coverage from听听depicts her as charging 20$ to watch her attempt to get possessed by an alien entity (she couldn鈥檛 do it that day).听鈥淸The aliens] will be showing themselves in the next couple of weeks and months,鈥� she told the people in the room. 鈥淭o everybody. To the world.鈥� Eight years on, we鈥檙e still waiting.
At the time, she said that Trump was not an alien, but that Kate Middleton was a Draconian hybrid. Draconians are an alien species that look like 鈥�10-foot-tall听T. rex听type things.鈥� Worryingly, she said, 鈥淭here are 30+ ETs in this room right now鈥� invisible.鈥�
Seeing people that aren鈥檛 there seems to be a recurring theme. She听听her live stream on med beds to tell her viewers that there was someone, out of frame, staring at her, head resting on their hand, as if to say, 鈥淜eep going.鈥� That鈥檚 after she听almost听revealed that the military base where Tiers 1 and 2 people are going to get their med bed treatment is Area 51. She laughs it off and says, 鈥淭his is funny鈥�.鈥�
As I鈥檝e argued听before, our reflex these days seems to be to condemn all nonsense as a scam, a grift, a con, like we are being defrauded by liars who want our money. And these grifters do exist: those registration fees are, I think, a testament to that. But some influential people, like Thorton,听听there are 鈥渁 thousand different races of Reptilians and 90% of them are loving,鈥� and it is their technology that is being used by the military鈥攏ot Nikola Tesla鈥檚鈥攖o bring about a revolution in healthcare. The fact that so much of this is taking place in the United States, whose politicians have turned their backs on universal healthcare, is particularly ironic and sad.
Med beds are buried in a pit of conspiracy theories and so-called fringe beliefs (which are actually听) that would make the average person on the street scratch their head. Those med beds will be made available after NESARA/GESARA is enacted, an economic reorganization proposed by a private American citizen in the 1990s which asked for loan forgiveness and a reform of the global financial system. Meanwhile, John F. Kennedy Jr, who died in a plane crash, is actually alive thanks to a secret military med bed, and Donald Trump only needed to be re-elected in 2024 in order to authorize a wide roll-out of this amazing technology, which will coincide with the release of the JFK and Epstein files.
But when the average person falls gravely ill and doctors say there isn鈥檛 much they can do, a story as ludicrous as alien healing beds can start to sound plausible enough. And the fact that it鈥檚 always just around the corner taps into Christian end-times prophecies: that the world is grim and full of pain, but salvation is incoming. We just have to be patient.
I read many desperate posts and comments on those Facebook groups from ordinary people who are looking for some kind of relief from their illness. One person is paralyzed on their left side from a stroke in 2021. One woman鈥檚 husband is dealing with a second cancer. A user says they鈥檙e travelling soon to have a 鈥渢riple heart op鈥濃�� unless, of course, they get the call for the med bed. Another writes in French that they鈥檙e eager to gain access but doesn鈥檛 know how. 鈥淔or two years now,鈥� they write, 鈥淚 no longer see a doctor 鈥� no more medication! But it鈥檚 becoming urgent.鈥�
An official post on听听proclaimed in all caps that President Trump had signed the Quantum Restorative Health Systems Executive Order. 鈥淭he age of miraculous healing has officially begun!鈥�
Sadly, people will keep on waiting, unless they鈥檙e willing to pay to lie down over a few cans of cement.
Take-home message:
- Med beds are fictitious healing beds that can reverse any disease, regenerate limbs, and de-age people and animals, often claimed to be in the possession of militaries all around the world
- Some companies use the term to sell pseudoscientific interventions, while others scam people into paying a registration fee to get a future appointment at a med bed facility
- Kerrie-Ann Thorton, AKA Skye Prince, is a major figure in this community. She claims to know different alien species and that invisible figures are trailing her because she is revealing secrets about the med bed project
